Kanye West Drops Out of 2024 Race

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The 2024 presidential race just got a little more boring. Reports indicate that rapper Kanye “Ye” West is dropping out. That’s too bad. Ye would have siphoned some of the black votes away from the Democratic Party, thereby increasing the chances of the Republican nominee in 2024.

The word is that there has just been too much infighting among Kanye West’s internal team of advisors, most of whom appear to be federal informants. One of his advisors was Ali Alexander, who organized the Stop the Steal rally on January 6 that resulted in Merrick Garland arresting more than 1,000 Trump supporters on bogus charges. Alexander was outed this week after he was caught sending sexually aggressive text messages to underage boys and requesting nude pictures from them.

Kanye’s other advisors include rightwing performance artist Milo Yiannopoulos, who was outed by the news site MuckRock as an FBI informant, and Nick Fuentes, another rightwing figure who never seems to get kicked off of YouTube for his anti-Semitic rants (meaning he’s probably also a federal informant of some type). So, it’s not exactly odd that this gaggle of gay federal informants has been sniping at each other to the point where everything is falling apart in the West campaign.

It would have been good to have Kanye West in the race because no matter what you think of him, he is one of the only public figures who call out the insane sexual degeneracy of society these days. He would have brought up issues that are important to parents, which other candidates won’t touch with a ten-foot pole.

West is also the most successful black entrepreneur in history, so if he had been elected through some weird fluke of the universe, there’s no way he could do a worse job than Joe Biden. It looks like we’ll have to rely on Marianne Williamson to provide the spicy weirdness to the race in 2024 now.